My toaster is dumb. Likewise, my vacuum is stupid, my smoke detector is an idiot, and my fridge is a moron. In fact, all of my home appliances are pretty ignorant. They can’t connect to my Wi-Fi, provide me with alerts, or be controlled by my smartphone—which means they’re all getting left in the dust as technology proceeds to take over every portion of our lives, including our household items. More and more, tech is creeping into places it hasn’t been seen before like deadbolts, light bulbs, even curtains.
We wanted to find out exactly how smart a house could be, so we decided to round up the most apt appliances we could find. Here’s a list of every genius device we could think of, from the already available to the barely attainable.